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by Heather on July 8, 2009

in General Musings

Sometimes my job makes me giggle. Today was one of those days.

Received a fax today from a seller’s agent in response to an offer my buyers clients made.

List Price $695,000                                Buyer’s Offer $660,000

Note: Sold comps in the past 60 days are $685,000 and $669,000 with a recent low of $625,000 and a recent high of $715,000. I sent copies of those comps with the buyer’s offer, explaining how they’d compared the Seller’s house to each of the sold homes.

Seller’s Counter: $690,000 and a note that says “Bank of America appraised it in January of this year at $810,000. Would you like a copy?”

Would I like a copy?!?  Um, no. If you really thought your house was worth $810,000 you’d have listed it at $810,000.  And it would have sold. But you listed it at $695,000, and we all know you’re not leaving $115,000 on the table out of the goodness of your heart.

We all know the house isn’t worth $810,000. The question is, is it worth the $660,000 we offered?

Dear Mr. Seller,

While you might hope your house is worth $695,000, we all (should) know that non-bank owned homes in this price range are still a buyer’s market. We offered 93% of your asking price. You countered us at 99.3% of your asking price. We’ll come up a little bit more. But you’re going to have to do better than dropping $5,000, or you’re going to have to wait for another set of buyers to come along.

Sincerely,

Buyers.

PS - Our Realtor has a letter from a book agent who says he can get her a $250,000 advance on a book deal for her blog. Would you like a copy?


heather

Heather Barr is a Realtor. She's a chow hound, a gym rat, and the only political junkie in the USA who can actually keep her political views to herself. Instead, she focuses on educating her clients about the often-confusing world of residential real estate.

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But It’s A Dry Heat

by Heather on June 22, 2009

in General Musings

“It’s a dry heat” is a ubiquitous phrase in Phoenix every summer. Like most stereotypes, it’s ever present because it’s true.

To a point.

“It’s a dry heat” works for me personally up to about 103 or 104. After that, it just feels hot no matter what, and my stock reply to “dry heat” is ususally, “Yeah, so’s my oven.”

On the other hand, late spring and early summer evenings are some of my favorite things. One truth about dry heat - at least in metro Phoenix - is that as soon as the sun sets the temperature drops quickly and noticeably.

Last night as I drove home from dinner with Dad on his Day, my car displayed 92 degrees at 9:00pm. I rolled down the car windows and popped the moonroof and it was one of the most pleasant drives I’ve had in quite a while.


heather

Heather Barr is a Realtor. She's a chow hound, a gym rat, and the only political junkie in the USA who can actually keep her political views to herself. Instead, she focuses on educating her clients about the often-confusing world of residential real estate.

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Sunshine is better

by Chris Butterworth May 15, 2009 General Musings

Our weather has been terrific lately - cool in the mornings and evenings, warm at lunchtime, hot in the afternoon, but still so dry it doesn’t bother you at all.  I’m finding myself in a better-than-normal mood lately for no real reason..
This is one of the reasons I’m so optimistic for Phoenix’s real estate recovery; [...]

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Response to How Not to Buy a House

by Heather May 7, 2009 General Musings

How to Buy A House, For Real
A Companion Piece to yesterday’s How Not To Buy A House
 
Step 1. Use a local Realtor’s website to do your property searching. You won’t be distracted by listings in other cities, states or even other countries. Plus you’ll get real-time data updates. No more looking at homes that say [...]

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How Not To Buy a House

by Heather May 6, 2009 General Musings

How Not To Buy A House
(Or, A Tongue In Cheek Look at Common Buyer Mistakes)
Step 1. Look at homes online for several weeks. Any real estate website will do and national websites are great because they’ve got listings from all over the country to distract you.
Step 2. Choose a handful of homes online that you [...]

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Spuds MacKenzie - you know you’re old when…

by Chris Butterworth April 28, 2009 General Musings

Today I was talking with a young woman in her 20’s, and the conversation turned to “attack breed” dogs - specifically pit bulls.  Somehow we got stuck on the difference between pit bulls, bull terriers, and pit bull terriers.
At the same time we each pulled a popular iconic dog into the conversation:
Her:  “like the Target [...]

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the shrinking middle class

by Chris Butterworth April 24, 2009 General Musings

I was talking with my neighbor last night about the current state of the market/economy (as if anybody talks about anything else nowadays).  He made a comment I found interesting:
"Half the people we know are losing their homes and cars, and the other half are buying up property for $60,000 a home.  We feel fortunate [...]

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Rainbows and Sunshine

by Heather April 22, 2009 General Musings

Today I’m attending an MLS sponsored real estate technology fair, and running into a lot of colleagues I haven’t seen in a while, as you usually do at these industry seminars.
One Jonathan Dalton jokingly told me I’ve sounded waaaay too negative here on The Phoenix Agents lately.  It was meant as a joke and taken [...]

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Triple Digit Phoenix Facts

by Chris Butterworth April 21, 2009 General Musings

It looks like today’s going to be the first 100 degree day of the year.

In honor of the occasion, I pulled together a list of facts about our hot "but it’s a dry heat" city.
Highest Temperatures ever recorded in Phoenix:
122 - June 26, 1990
121 - July 28, 1995
120 - June 25, 1990
118 - 7/16/25, [...]

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I Am Not Hiding Good Deals!

by Heather April 18, 2009 General Musings

Recently I’ve had some interactions on the phone with a prospective client who wanted a bargain on Scottsdale condo.
After the end of the final phone conversation with this person, I was left screaming obscenities, whipping towels at the bathroom counters, cursing myself for not being firmer from the get-go, and generally scaring my cat.
Here’s a [...]

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FedEx drops the ball

by Chris Butterworth April 13, 2009 General Musings

My package’s saga ended this weekend, capped off by being delivered to the wrong address.  That, along with the lack of customer support or a proactive response, fueled my desire to share the shipper’s name with you.  Here’s the scorecard:
11 - # of days it took FedEx to deliver a package 300 miles.
6 - # [...]

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the Right reaction to being Wrong

by Chris Butterworth April 10, 2009 General Musings

We’ve all made mistakes.  goofed up.  dropped the ball.
The real difference is what happens next.
Some people make excuses, blame others, become argumentative, and fall back on "company policy".
These people are short-sighted, and are usually underachievers.
Other people readily admit their mistakes and jump through hoops to fix the error.  They might even offer to share in [...]

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